“It's satisfying. It yields immediate results. Something is dirty. Then it's not.”
“Be prepared for some changes." His voice dropped. "It'll be noisy. Maybe dirty. Definitely messy. But I can guarantee you'll be satisfied when it's over.”
“I walk into the kitchen, look at the typer down there on the floor. It's a dirty floor. It's a dirty typer that types dirty stories”
“No verse of Scripture yields its meaning to lazy people.”
“Computers are great because when you're working with them you get immediate results that let you know if your program works. It's feedback you don't get from many other things.”
“Look, it's not you. It's me, and my inability to dig dirty dudes.”