“Just say the word and I'll make him stay.I have to do it.There's no have to. Not even now.”

“Worst case I'll bring Rain Man here. I'll tell him it's a date.Aha, so he's cute, then?Tasty. And smart. Can't beat that witha stick.”

“Just so we're clear, I dont' secretly want to have sex with either of my parents.Me either. I worked through that in college just to make sure. It was touch and go for a while, especially when my father kept asking me if he looked pretty.”

“I pray to a God I don't really have faith in just so I feel like I have company.”

“You'll love him. Or maybe you'll just love him a time or two.”

“Please don't' ask me how I feel about it. If I had to pick a word, I'd say homicidal.”

“Do you want me, too?Yes. And no.I'll take that. For now.”