“One way, our way policy.”

“Love fills all the gaps in our souls.”

“Our new intern sorts pot shards like some kind of savant. The other interns call himi Rain Man.”

“It's not just college grades that fall in a curve. Human decency is bell-shaped, with some of us slopping over the edges. Saints on one end, sinners on the other.”

“He reels me in, cups my face with both hands, and becomes my whole world. This is a kiss--maybe the last one we'll ever know, so we stay there forever, warm and safe. When he pulls away, something is lost. I think it's my heart.”

“Can I ask you something?Boxers. Briefs exacerbate my claustrophobia.”

“How do you file a restraining order against sadness?”