“Our new intern sorts pot shards like some kind of savant. The other interns call himi Rain Man.”

“Worst case I'll bring Rain Man here. I'll tell him it's a date.Aha, so he's cute, then?Tasty. And smart. Can't beat that witha stick.”

“It's not just college grades that fall in a curve. Human decency is bell-shaped, with some of us slopping over the edges. Saints on one end, sinners on the other.”

“If you kill him, call me. I'm bound by doctor client privilege.Really?No, but the courts make exceptions for assholes.”

“One way, our way policy.”

“Why don't you tell me why you called me?Don't you know?I'm a therapist, nto a psychic.That would make your job easier, no?Scarier.”

“Love fills all the gaps in our souls.”