“When I awake, the world is still gone.”

“If the world ends tomorrow, understand that I regret saying no.”

“He reels me in, cups my face with both hands, and becomes my whole world. This is a kiss--maybe the last one we'll ever know, so we stay there forever, warm and safe. When he pulls away, something is lost. I think it's my heart.”

“Just so we're clear, I dont' secretly want to have sex with either of my parents.Me either. I worked through that in college just to make sure. It was touch and go for a while, especially when my father kept asking me if he looked pretty.”

“I've heard the story about the woman who opened the box and let havoc grab a choke hold on the world.”

“Are you menstruating?what?You're angry. Women are often angry when they menstruate. It is the hormones.”

“My sister's voice is Minnie Mouse and a dash of fingernails down a chalkboard, but only when she wants to bend me to her will.”