“Why don't you tell me why you called me?Don't you know?I'm a therapist, nto a psychic.That would make your job easier, no?Scarier.”

“If you kill him, call me. I'm bound by doctor client privilege.Really?No, but the courts make exceptions for assholes.”

“You're on a blind date. The only other questions is: Why aren't you drinking heavily?”

“Please don't' ask me how I feel about it. If I had to pick a word, I'd say homicidal.”

“I don't want him to think I'm crazy, because I'm not. Desperate is what I am. Quietly desperate and insatiably curious.”

“And while I tell him all my thoughts, I don't always share my secrets.”

“You want something to drink?Is this a trick question?Yes. I'm going to read your personality based on your beverage choices, so choose wisely.”