“You're not dead.I'm not dead.Why? How?Dying wasn't on my list.”

“You're on a blind date. The only other questions is: Why aren't you drinking heavily?”

“Are you menstruating?what?You're angry. Women are often angry when they menstruate. It is the hormones.”

“Do you realize you're talking to yourself?Yes.It's good that you know the difference.”

“How do you file a restraining order against sadness?”

“Please don't' ask me how I feel about it. If I had to pick a word, I'd say homicidal.”

“And while I tell him all my thoughts, I don't always share my secrets.”