“You're on a blind date. The only other questions is: Why aren't you drinking heavily?”

“You want something to drink?Is this a trick question?Yes. I'm going to read your personality based on your beverage choices, so choose wisely.”

“Why don't you tell me why you called me?Don't you know?I'm a therapist, nto a psychic.That would make your job easier, no?Scarier.”

“Do you realize you're talking to yourself?Yes.It's good that you know the difference.”

“Are you menstruating?what?You're angry. Women are often angry when they menstruate. It is the hormones.”

“You're not dead.I'm not dead.Why? How?Dying wasn't on my list.”

“Our new intern sorts pot shards like some kind of savant. The other interns call himi Rain Man.”