“We also have noses that run and feet that smell.Sometimes the universe just doesn't make sense.”

“Yes,but the news is no different from the drunk in the corner bar:he might have a good story, but that doesn't maen you can trust it.”

“Parades ain't for the people on the floats, they're for the ones watching it go by.”

“I have two choices: attend my sister's dinner party or tie a plastic sack around my mother's head until she runs out of ngagging. I choose the evil that doesn't come witha felony conviction.”

“Just say the word and I'll make him stay.I have to do it.There's no have to. Not even now.”

“It's amazing to me that we humans have the intellectual capacity to ask deep questions and to devise methods for learning how the universe works and how its contents evolve with time.”

“you desire to escape. I wish to run away. I thought we might help each other.”