“You ever think that school dances are a form of legalized prostitution?”
“Oh I don't plan on getting married. It's a legalized form of prostitution.”
“Most wives fuck their husbands, just to ensure financial support. Marriage is just a form of legalized prostitution, when you really thought about it.”
“You think we're dancing?""That's all we've ever done.”
“There are worse forms of prostitution than whoring.-Inspector John Rebus”
“I was shocked, however, to discover that homeschooling is not allowed in the Netherlands. I could only imagine that after legalizing pot, prostitution and gambling, they had to outlaw something.”