“Moshe was an Israeli with an ear-slitting laugh. He used it in the same way as a madman uses a gun, spraying it around with bewildering randomness.”
“Gilbert, as a rule, used money the way women use pepper spray; he liked having some handy but only produced it when physically threatened.”
“There are no conditions to which a man cannot become used, especially if he sees that all around him are living in the same way.”
“I was so depressed I stopped using hair spray for three weeks.”
“We don't use guns because we don't have guns”
“Now, do you mind telling me why you have all these guns lying around? Are you afraid the paperwork will rise up against you?''Oh, no. I'm going to use the guns as paperweights.”