“Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.”
“I sipped my own coffee, heavy on the sugar and cream, trying to make up for the late work the night before. Caffeine and sugar, the two basic food groups.”
“Coffee? Hell yes, coffee! Caffeine being one of the essential drugs.”
“Sugar and caffeine. My willpower crumbled.”
“Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.”
“There are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.”