“People don’t always value life, even their own, as much as they should.”

“There’s pretty much no way for me to answer that without sounding like an asshole, so maybe you could do me a solid and not make me.”

“I would have grown up to be a gentleman adventurer if I were more of a gentleman.”

“I think people still want to like Barack Obama but are a little puzzled and even, sometimes, disappointed to discover that actually, all things considered, they don't really like him quite as much as they would like to.”

“the church should just stay out of people's pants.”

“My Grandma once told me 'the Church should stay out of people's pants'.”

“Too many people out there tell us what we can and cannot do but…they don’t know who we are, what’s put in us.”