“On a cement pediment stands the inevitable bronze statue of a man in a cheap suit.”

“The artist stands on the human being as a statue does on a pedestal. ”

“McCleary was an unpolished, semi attractive man in his late thirties or early forties. His hair was grey. His suit was cheap. His cologne was cheaper and his attitude was a hundred percent asshole. He have me an instant boner.”

“Interesting shade #23 Lush Golden Blonde highlights. Heyyyyyy.... The woman in the awful suit was me! The woman in the cheap shoes was me!”

“Dressing up is inevitably a substitute for good ideas. It is no coincidence that techincally inept business types are known as "suits.”

“If you want someone to be ignored then build a life-size bronze statue of them and stick it in the middle of town. It doesn't matter how great you were, it'll always take an unfunny drunk with climbing skills to make people notice you.”