“Sorry about your sausage dog.”
“I'm really sorry I ate your dog.”
“I had a dog. Ex-wife took him, and the house.”Is that why you like country music?”He eased himself our of the closet. “Huh?””Just a joke. Sorry about your dog.”
“Sorry, but I'd rather sit home eating Vienna sausage straight from the can watching Andy Griffith reruns than be forced to dine with that Oompa-Loompa!”
“All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ.”
“Sorry about your bad luck.”