“Out with it, Dunciad: let the secret pass -That secret to each fool - that he's an ass.The truth once told (and whereby should we lie?),The queen of Midas slept, and so may I.You think this cruel? Take it for a rule,No creature smarts so little as a fool.”
“May be we are not such fools as we look. But though we be, we are well content, so long as we may be two fools together.”
“The secret we should never let the gamemasters know is that they don't need any rules.”
“Someone told me once, that he who talks to himself is conversing with a fool. I suppose there's truth in that.”
“A lie may fool someone else, but it tells you the truth: you're weak.”
“We do not like to be robbed of an enemy; we want someone to hate when we suffer. It is so depressing to think that we suffer because we are fools; yet, taking mankind in the mass, that is the truth.”