“All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.”

“All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening”

“Everything good in life is either immoral, illegal or fattening.”

“Everything in life that’s any fun, as somebody wisely observed, is either immoral, illegal or fattening.”

“But do I really want my vagina to heal over through lack of use either?”

“For the most part, we all get what we deserve...now isn't that a lovely two edged sword?”

“Eventually, I stopped dressing like I was a Disney character, but the desire to live the life of a fairytale princess never really left me.”