“All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.”
“There is no such thing in anyone's life as an unimportant day.”
“Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn’t spend half our time wishing.”
“Number 7 opened last night. It was misnamed by five. ”
“Nothing risque, nothing gained.”
“You haven't lived until you died in New York.”