“Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn’t spend half our time wishing.”
“There is no such thing in anyone's life as an unimportant day.”
“All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening”
“Number 7 opened last night. It was misnamed by five. ”
“Nothing risque, nothing gained.”
“You haven't lived until you died in New York.”
“Half of them have beards too, which I´m afraid is a no-go area for me. I don´t spend half my life waxing to end up kissing a bunch of pubes.”