“Alan shuddered, emptying a river of balmy man juice into her moistened love canal.”

“With the sun rising on the distant sea horizon, she could almost forget the braying of the donkeys.”

“Suzanne was kind of slutty, and it was good for every hot woman to have a slutty best friend because being able to judge your friends is one of the greatest gifts of friendship.”

“Come on, Marianna! Women are like Priuses—although we can go for miles and miles without it, sometimes we still need to get filled up!”

“Poetry is not an art, it's a symptom.”

“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single girl in possession of her right mind must be in want of a decent man.”

“A man in love can do extraordinary things, I don’t care if you’re an angel, you’re my angel, and I won’t let you go.”