“Suzanne was kind of slutty, and it was good for every hot woman to have a slutty best friend because being able to judge your friends is one of the greatest gifts of friendship.”

“Alan shuddered, emptying a river of balmy man juice into her moistened love canal.”

“With the sun rising on the distant sea horizon, she could almost forget the braying of the donkeys.”

“Come on, Marianna! Women are like Priuses—although we can go for miles and miles without it, sometimes we still need to get filled up!”

“But don’t let them talk you into anything you don’t feel comfortable with.”“They’re my friends.”“So what?” He shrugged. “If your friends walked off a cliff, would you do it too?”“Why would they walk off a cliff?” I asked in alarm. “Is someone having problems at home?”

“What you think and do now builds.Value this moment.Be patient.Smile often.Love the process of living each minute fully.Your presence is a source of strengthand an inspirationto people you spend time with.Give your greatest gift--your full attention,yourself.”

“Poetry is not an art, it's a symptom.”