“Suzanne was kind of slutty, and it was good for every hot woman to have a slutty best friend because being able to judge your friends is one of the greatest gifts of friendship.”
“The best friend will probably acquire the best wife, because a good marriage is founded on the talent for friendship.”
“Sorry, Will, bad habit of mine. You have to stress hot in the city these days. Some places have absolutely no idea how to make a decent long black.' And there she was being all uppity slutty again.”
“Blessed are they who have the gift of making friends,for it is one of God's best gifts.”
“What was it about Halloween that gave every girl license to dress as slutty as possible?”
“I hate being so emotionally slutty. I need to stop loving everyone I have a long conversation with.”