“If you want a man who's commited, go look in a mental hospital.”
“I'm probably the only person on earth who had to be committed to a mental hospital to find a date.”
“You don't have to work in a mental hospital to know about husbands and wives.”
“This was bad. This was toss-Emma-back-into-the-mental-hospital-bad.”
“He looked at her hopelessly. Nothing is more perplexing to a man than the mental process of a woman who reasons her emotions.”
“I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.”