“If you want a man who's commited, go look in a mental hospital.”

“I never know what I’m going to want to curl up in bed with.” I shrug.“How about a man?” she retorts.”

“Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it.”

“She watched him in the glow of the lamplight, his broad shoulders hunched over the piano, his hair flopping over his face, and knew she couldn't fight her feelings for him any longer. Denying him wasn't going to make them go away. And looking at him right at this moment, she didn't want them to.”

“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single girl in possession of her right mind must be in want of a decent man.”

“...when you decide you want to be with someone forever, you want forever to start right now.”

“It's not getting what you want that's the hard part, it's deciding what you want.”