“True, I have raped history, but it has produced some beautiful offspring.”
“Who of us is mature enough for offspring before the offspring themselves arrive? The value of [parenthood] is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.”
“We are entitled to violate history, provided that it results in handsome offspring.”
“History is not usually what has happened. History is what some people have thought to be significant.”
“... Even an aardvarks think their offspring are beautiful”
“Our revolution has made me feel the full force of the axiom that history is fiction and I am convinced that chance and intrigue have produced more heroes than genius and virtue.”