“In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director.”

“I'm a typed director. If I made Cinderella, the audience would immediately be looking for a body in the coach.”

“The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.”

“The picture's over. Now I have to go and put it on film.”

“Estoy seguro que a cualquiera le gusta un buen crimen, siempre que no sea la víctima”

“I'm sure anyone who likes a good crime, provided it is not the victim.”

“Give them pleasure. The same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.”