“Puns are the highest form of literature.”

“Estoy seguro que a cualquiera le gusta un buen crimen, siempre que no sea la víctima”

“I'm sure anyone who likes a good crime, provided it is not the victim.”

“Give them pleasure. The same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.”

“Seeing a murder on television... can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.”

“There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.”

“Always make the audience suffer as much as possible.”