“It is one of the great joys of home ownership to fire a pistol in one's own bedroom”
“When the High King was killed - first poisoned, several times, then shot with pistols, then his head cut off, then burned in the great palace fire ... no one really liked to talk about it ...”
“No one fired a pistol to mark the start of the race to the bottom. The earth just tilted and everyone slid into the hole.”
“I want a one-bedroom house with cup holders. I want to live in my car, and make the road my home.”
“One cannot have love without ownership”
“And thus it came to pass that the Silmarils found their long homes: one in the airs of heaven, and one in the fires of the heart of the world, and one in the deep waters.”