“It is unconceivable that the whole Universe was merely created for us who live in this third-rate planet of a third-rate moon.”
“New York: A third-rate Babylon.”
“But the worst of it was, all the third-rate poets emerged unscathed; being third-rate, they didn't know good poetry from bad and consequently had no inkling of their crushing defeat.”
“I sometimes marvel that a third-rate writer like me has been able to palm himself off as a second-rate writer.”
“The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. A second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. A first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.”
“I'll betide thee, say I, and may the Gods, or at least the Athenians, confound thee for a vile citizen and a vile third-rate actor! Read the evidence.”