“Never take a step longer than your leg”

“Laughter is the orgasm of the face”.”

“Because the world itself is now unfathomable, the only complexities that really count are small moments of domestic life that combine to trigger deep emotion. There is no longer any way of being poor in any interesting way in major cities like Manhattan”

“Intercourse with a woman is sometimes a satisfactory substitute for masturbation. But it takes a lot of imagination to make it work.”

“Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.”

“To be sure, the dog is loyal. But why, on that account, should we take him as an example? He is loyal to man, not to other dogs. ”

“There is no more unhappy being under the sun than a fetishist who pines for a boot and has to content himself with an entire woman.”