“Oh God, my stomach must have won a medal- it's doing a lap of honour now.”
“Do you have my pussy? Oh God, cat!Do you have my cat?”
“Humility was a cult in my family. I only got it out of my father by accident when he was very old that he had won an Olympic gold medal.”
“My God! What is this country doing to me? Because it has rejected me, let us consider it coldly, let us watch it lose the honour and its life.”
“I blame my parents. It's their fault for raising me with a little guilt-demon living in my stomach. I can't ever just do something without having to worry about whether it's right. Now, don't worry, I can usually overcome it.”
“I'm making the bed now, oh, do come up and bring a sheet grandfather, for every bed must have a sheet.”