“How do you make Wallbanger stop smirking? You kiss him.”

“Felix just sat there, not smirking exactly - or not so as you could call him on it - but clearly happy with how unhappy he'd managed to make all of us.”

“Some bloke got put in prison for three days because he refused to stop kissing his boyfriend on a plane flight to South Africa. How magic is that? You can't help but picturing him dressed entirely in latex, surrounded by a sea of hate. --"Alright, lads, I'm gonna make this flight fairly tense for you. Ramon, let's do the bad thing." *kissing sounds*-"Stop doing that, mate, it's not natural!"-"You're flying"-"I'll have you put in prison!"-"What, with men? Think it through.”

“Kittens, lay back. You are about to get Wallbanged.”

“Braden: "How do you do that?"Laura: "Do what?"Braden: "Make me crazy with just a kiss. It makes me feel like I'm sixteen.”

“...if your man sleeps with men, there is nothing sexually you can do that will make him stop.”