“Simon thought I was lovely.Was the Giggler out of the harem?Was there even a harem left?What did this mean?Would I only think in questions now?And if so, who is Eric Cartman's father?”
“Truly, Francesca, if all women were like you, I would become a Turk solely for the purpose of assembling a harem.”
“A man's library is a sort of harem.”
“What a sad story, I thought for so long. Not that I now think it was happy. But I think it is true, and thus the question of whether it is sad or happy has no meaning whatever.”
“I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.”
“No," she cried, "no, no, I'm not a harem, I'm not a woman, I'm not a person, no.”