“For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three. ”
“While the rest of the world has been improving technology, Ghana has been improving the quality of mans humanity to a man.”
“Screw-top wine has improved the quality of life by about ten percent, wouldn't you say?”
“If standard of living is your major objective, quality of life almost never improves, but if quality of life is your number one objective, your standard of living almost always improves.”
“Man has created technology. Technology has created man; what we are today. Electricity is our way of life. Without it many would perish.”
“There are few things I hate more than feeling weak. Needing help or failing top the list. The worst, however, is knowing that all three just happened.”