“Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream makes it Russian; lemon and cinnamon make it Greek. Soy sauce makes it Chinese; garlic makes it good.”
“Some say if life hands you lemons, make lemonade. I say if you're dealing with sour grapes, drink lots of wine.”
“It takes a sour woman to make a good pickle.”
“When life gives you lemons, do NOT make lemonade. Lemonade is for losers. Make orange juice instead.”
“Wine makes a man better pleased with himself. I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others... This is one of the disadvantages of wine, it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.”
“If life gives you lemons, then make lemonade.”