“Gee whiz, it's all fucking heart-breaking”

“The greenhouse effect I am knowing;To protest right now I am going,But oh my gee whiz,I'm going that is,If only it ever stops snowing.”

“Yes, I do believe in something. I believe in being warm-hearted. Ibelieve especially in being warm-hearted in love, in fucking with awarm heart. I believe if men could fuck with warm hearts, and the womentake it warm-heartedly, everything would come all right. It's all thiscold-hearted fucking that is death and idiocy.”

“Gee, is that my broken heart lying on the floor? Yes. Yes, it is.”

“It was a cheesy cheeseball, covered with Cheez Whiz and served on a bed of Cheez-Its. With a side of queso.”

“God is with the broken-hearted. When your heart breaks, it's a good thing - the breaking of the heart is what opens it up to the light of Allah. The dunya is designed to break your heart, so crush it.”