“There is no reciprocity. Men love women. Women love children. Children love hamsters. Hamsters don't love anyone; it is quite hopeless.”

“There is no relationship. Women, like men, women, children, babies hamsters.This is the Google Translate of the quote in Persian, above.”

“هيچ رابطه متقابلی وجود ندارد. مردها زن‌ها را دوست دارند؛ زن‌ها بچه‌ها را، بچه‌ها همسترها را”

“Why do men think you can pick love up and re-light it like a candle? Women know when love is over.”

“Some women's love of being loved is insatiable; and so, often, is their love of loving; and in the last case they may find that they can't give it continuously to the chamber-officer appointed by the bishop's license to receive it.”

“Among men and women, those in love do not always announce themselves with declarations and vows. But they are the ones who weep when you’re gone. Who miss you every single night, especially when the sky is so deep and beautiful, and the ground so very cold.”

“Women are never tired of bewailing man’s fickleness in love, but they only seem to snub his constancy.”