“Did you ever notice how the words Attention and Alienation look the same when you are staring at them from a distance?”

“To a Mormon at the doorstep of a psychologis: I know what you think you think, but I know what you think.”

“Poetry is the guardian of love - constructed from truth it is a bridge that can be crossed from either side and it is oblivious of age or gender”

“Well, the English have no family feelings. That is, none of the kind you mean. They have them, and one of them is that relations must cause no expense.”

“Take heed little children lest what you hold dear. Be taken way from you with not the shedding of tear.”

“Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.”

“A comfortable rut and a grave are very much alike. The only real difference is the dimensions.”