“Who embalms the Undertaker when he dies?”
“As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight.”
“Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.”
“When I die,' I said to my friend, 'I'm not going to be embalmed. I'm going to be dipped.' Milk chocolate or bittersweet was the immediate concern.”
“Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.”
“She who pays the undertaker calls the tune.”