“New York lesson 1 - never look lost. Lesson 2 - forget hallowed silences. It's the right of all Americans to talk at the tops of their voices.”
“Life lesson 2, Never tell a woman that those pants make her butt look big.”
“Three life lessons:1.No one will see you.2.No one will say anything.3.No one will save you.”
“Rule No. 1 : Never lose money. Rule No. 2 : Never forget Rule No. 1.”
“There are 2 rules in life:Number 1- Never quitNumber2- Never forget rule number 1.”
“Life lesson 1, never tell a woman she's fat.”