“Every shit happens for a sweet reason.”

“Karena gue pengen punya istri yang mau tidur sama gue di karpet, sampe bisa beli spring bed, dan tetep setia meski suatu saat terpaksa balik lagi ke karpet.”

“akhirnya gue sadar bahwa menghapus perasaan itu susah, tapi yang lebih susah lagi itu menghapus kebiasaan.”

“Sometimes God has His own plan. Sometimes shit happens for a reason.”

“Life happens. Shit happens. And it happens a lot. To a lot of people.”

“Sometimes shit happens even if you have a shit shield”

“I don't subscribe much to the belief that things happen for a reason, that there's some higher power at the controls, directing all of us like we're in some cosmic summer stock production. Shit just happens is more or less my philosophy.”