“A real man would never cry in public unless he was watching a movie in which a heroic dog died to save its master.Or if Heidi klum unbuttoned her blouse. Or he accidently dropped a full case of beer.”

“We are different because our brain is wired differently. This causes us to perceive the world in different ways and have different values and priorities. Not better or worse - different.”

“إن النساء عادة ما يتوقعن أن الرجال سيدركون بديهيا ما يفكرن به دون أن يقلنه صراحةً. عندما تتعلم النساء كيف يقلن مباشرة ما يعنينه، فسوف يستجيب لهن الرجال على نحو أكثر إيجابية. ان الرجال نادرا ما يستطيعون تخمين ما تريده وتعنيه زوجاتهم حقا وراء الكلمات التي ينطقن بها. فالنساء عادة ما يتخذن السبيل الخطأ مع أزواجهن باتباعهن طريقة الحديث غير المباشر”

“A three-year old was examining his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom,' he asked,'are these my brains?''Not yet.' she replied.”

“Men, however, shouldn't despair. They are excellent at identifying and imitating animal sounds, which would have been a significant advantage for the ancient hunter. Sadly, that's not quite as much use today.”

“„Este clar că femeile sunt mai deştepte decît bărbaţii. Gîndiţi-vă — cel mai bun prieten al lor sînt diamantele; cel mai bun prieten al bărbaţilor este cîinele.”

“Femeile nu se descurcă bine în spaţiu, pentru că în evoluţia lor n-au vînat altceva decît bărbaţi.”