“Avoid yourself. You're in the way.”

“One of the best ways to support the development of patience is to cultivate happiness with yourself.”

“The utilitarian behaves sensibly in all that is required for preservation but never takes account of the fact that he must die...His whole life is absorbed in avoiding death, which is inevitable, and therefore he might be thought to be the most irrational of men, if rationality has anything to do with understanding ends or comprehending the human situation as such. He gives way without reserve to his most powerful passion and the wishes it engenders.”

“You honor yourself by acting with dignity and composure.”

“Remind yourself that your mental & emotional health are important.”

“Dear Teddy, you are without a doubt the best boyfriend in the world. You're kind. You're generous. You threaten to maim people for me. -- Billy”

“No matter how much you skake and dance, you always get some on your pants.”