“Steak swallowers zonked on Television!”
“My favorite animal is steak.”
“...Ivy’s COOK THE STEAK, DON’T STAKE THE COOK apron...”
“I've never seen Salisbury steak on a restaurant menu. It's only in frozen dinners. Is there something we should know about that? What IS Salisbury steak anyway? And where do they hunt or harvest the salisburies?”
“He smelled like carpeting, Scotch tape, and steak sauce.”
“When you watch television, you never see people watching television. We love television because it brings us a world in which television does not exist.”