“War is good business Invest your son”

“Many invest wisely in business matters, but fail to invest time and interest in their most valued possessions: their spouses and children.”

“You don't win wars by dying for your country you win wars by making the other son of a bitch die for his”

“He asked, 'Croesus, who told you to attack my land and meet me as an enemy instead of a friend?'The King replied, 'It was caused by your good fate and my bad fate. It was the fault of the Greek gods, who with their arrogance, encouraged me to march onto your lands. Nobody is mad enough to choose war whilst there is peace. During times of peace, the sons bury their fathers, but in war it is the fathers who send their sons to the grave.”

“Goodness is the only investment that never fails.”

“Never do business with a religious son-of-a-bitch. His word ain't worth a shit -- not with the Good Lord telling him how to fuck you on the deal.”