“Ahh the 90's I hated ye when I was in it, but I love it now that it's gone...”

“When I was young, I loved summer and hated winter. When I got older I loved winter and hated summer. Now that I’m even older, and wiser, I hate both summer and winter.”

“I love it when people yell at me about the environment and then I tell 'em I'm burning 90% cleaner than them.”

“Granma's name was Bonnie Bee. I knew that when I heard him late at night say, 'I kin ye, Bonnie Bee,' he was saying, 'I love ye,' for the feeling was in the words.”

“Tis quite true. If I had gone for love o' you, if I had ever sincerely loved you, if I loved you still, I should not so loathe and hate myself for my weakness as I do now! ... My eyes were dazed by you for a little, and that was all.”

“Some of the things I hated my parents for when I was younger are the same things I love my parents for now that I'm older.”