“It’s like having my very own pet Legolas.”
“Pet my 3:33 pm like it’s a beard. Live it, but don’t lick it.”
“Having a personal philosophy is like having a pet marmoset, because it may be very attractive when you acquire it, but there may be situations when it will not come in handy at all.”
“As sisters, they probably have closer to 99 percent in common, but they’re not about to recognize that. They’d rather fight over what kind of pet they’re going to get … It’s an argument for its own sake.”
“I found Caeden lying on my bed with both the dogs. He was talking to them and petting Archie behind his ears. It was like our own little family.”
“You can’t steal what no man owns. Like my love, for example. It’s owned exclusively by women.”