“The unicorn : I'm not a chihuahua, you know.Abby : You hump my leg like one.”
“Humping my leg like a dog in heat everytime I'm around you doesn't prove you like me”
“I laughed. "Yeah, right. If anyone gives you trouble, he'll hump their leg like a berserker." "Hey! I haven't humped anyone in months." The demon pursed his lips".”
“So a skunk humped my leg earlier.”
“Had he expected me to hump her leg?”
“I’m fucking demanding, and you should know that if you ever feel like experimenting and ask me for a threesome, I’m most likely to cut off your dick and feed it to my neighbor’s Chihuahua.”