“Oh, where is the Fairy Godmother of explanations when you need her?”
“Aren't fairy godmothers supposed to be nice and make you feel better about yourself?...No, you're confusing fairy godmothers with sales clerks.”
“Sometimes you have a fairy godmother, and sometimes you have to be your own”
“Maybe she was being so hoity-toity because she didn't have her own fairy godmother.”
“The key to happiness - as any good fairy godmother will tell you - is not to avoid problems, but to overcome them.”
“Why any self-respecting fairy godmother would pass them over for an inane twit who relied on animals to do her housecleaning was beyond her.”