“Aren't you going to introduce your little girlfriend to your mother?”

“You know, Ms. Morgan, that was your mother you just hammered," Mr. Solomon said.”

“The time for crying with your girlfriends about a broken heart is over chocolate ice creamand chick flicks—not stun guns and bulletproof vests.”

“Step 4: Cough and gag.Step 5: Repeat Step 4 until it feels like maybe your lungs aren't inside your body anymore.Step 6: Remember that a really cute boy is beside you, so try to cough in a far more attractive manner.”

“I sprung you because I've got a message for you""doesn't your family own a cell phone company?""only a little one”

“Ambassador Winters, allow me to introduce my aunt Abby and her....boyfriend.' Townsed tensed. Abby glared. And Rebecca Baxter looked like she was going to choke on her chewing gum.”

“For a genius thief you really are a stupid girl aren't you?”