“For a genius thief you really are a stupid girl aren't you?”

“Maybe wrist corsages cut off circulation to the brain? I mean, is that why so many girls do stupid things on prom night? I was really going to have to investigate this further, I decided”

“Time, the greatest thief of all.”

“Aren't you going to introduce your little girlfriend to your mother?”

“Step 4: Cough and gag.Step 5: Repeat Step 4 until it feels like maybe your lungs aren't inside your body anymore.Step 6: Remember that a really cute boy is beside you, so try to cough in a far more attractive manner.”

“Just so you know Gallagher Girl,' he whispered softly, 'I'm going to kiss you now.”

“Don't let two men fall in love with you, girls. It's not the sort of thing that ends well."-Uncle Charles”