“Note to self: Rachel Morgan is a totally awesome liar.”

“Oh.' I shot upright. 'I was in Mongolia.'Note to self: learn to be a less extreme liar.”

“tonight it taco night" -rachel (cam's mom)”

“You know, Ms. Morgan, that was your mother you just hammered," Mr. Solomon said.”

“Denying the undeniable just makes you sound like a fool as well as a liar.”

“That's good; don't deny it. Denying the undeniable just makes you sound like a fool as well as a liar. In this profession, you can be one- sometimes the other. But never both.”

“You're girls!' he shouted as if the fact had totally eluded him until then.”